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15 Things We All Do When Watching TV Alone
Is it possible to sink further into the sofa without becoming part of it?

1. Burrow into a particular corner of the sofa.

That is your corner. The cushions have even adjusted to your shape. That is your happy place.

2. Create a mini universe in your immediate surroundings in which you never have to move from ever again.

Check. Snacks? Check. Beverages? Check. Quickest route to the bathroom?

3. Build a fortress of cushions around you, because this movie is terrifying and you need a solid defense!
Build a fortress of cushions around you, because this movie is terrifying and you need a solid defense!

4. Fast-forward the anxiety-inducing parts, then go back and watch, so you don’t get too scared when you sit through it at normal speed.

5. Talk through the plot with yourself to ensure you understand what just happened, why it happened, and possible future repercussions.
Talk through the plot with yourself to ensure you understand what just happened, why it happened, and possible future repercussions.

6. Turn the volume way up when you go into the next room to get a snack, so you don’t miss any action, then Sprint back at full pelt.

7. Cry during cheesy kids movies, because let’s be honest – they cut deep to your emotional core.

8. Contort your body into strange and alarming positions in the hope of putting off having to use the bathroom.

9. LOL hard and then feel a bit embarrassed because you are all alone.
At least, nobody heard you snort.

10. Scream at the television, “WHYYYYY?!?!?! WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?!?! THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY!!!!!!”
And then remember suddenly that they can’t hear you. No one can.

11. Gradually sink from sitting upright to nearly horizontal, with your head propped up and pointed at the TV.

12. Try to explain to all of the characters why they’re making the wrong life decisions as if they can hear you.

13. Be doing a thousand things at once: watching the TV while being on your laptop, while texting on your phone, while reading a book, while eating snacks, etc.

14. Have to rewind and watch everything back because you were doing a thousand things at once.

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But it’s OK because you’re watching alone, and it’s nobody else’s business what you do on your own time.
15. And finally, use your pet’s paws as tissues.

They don’t mind. They completely understand and sympathise with your pain. Because they’re amazing like that.
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